Myself and 4 friends go to Binion's for the 2:00am tourney where there are 2 full tables. I'm sitting next to 'LOIS' and 'PETER from 'Family Guy"....No kidding. They're from Rhode Island. Anyway, I figured out her tell after being short stacked, the blinds are 200-400, she makes a bet of 1500. She's twitchin like a crack addict. I call and win. A short time later, I have AK suited and this idiot goes all in. I call with the BB. This asshole has 10-7 off. Wouldn't ya know it 9-8-6 come up. Ohhh well, thats why I love this game.
Back to the tourney. My girlfriend is playin like a friggin pro. She made 1 mistake. She has AK and shes the BB. Shes got him 2-1. Why doesn't she go AI!!!!! WTF. Flop is 775. He bets and she folds. WTF!!!! I wannaaslap her. Break comes and I tell her. Needless to say, she'll NEVER do that again!!!!
Table is now down to 4 players. Guy to her right is playin her like a pimp. Everytime shes BB, he raises. She folds. His tell is he leans back when hes got nothing. I tell her that, and wouldnt ya know..... her BB, and he goes AI, leans back, and she turns around and smiles at me, and calls his AI. Shes got crap (10-9 off). This asshole has 7-4 off. She wins!!!
OK, so we are down to 2 players. Both are about even in chips...hes up by about 4,000. She offers a chop. He says "I need the money" First is 400 and second is 240. They play a couple of hands and he goes AI with Q-7 and she calls with K-Q suited. She wins with queens. He's got about 15.. left. Not enough for the BB. He offers a chop and she says "hmmmmmmm, dont think so. She wins the tourney and a freeroll. This asshole didnt even take care of the dealers. BAD KHARMA for this guy.