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Asian Midget Lesbian
6 day trip. started for 4 at Luxor. Got 3 comped from Harrahs at Flaingo on back end. Decided to play as many tournies as possible. Got in 1 each at Mandalay/Luxor/Excalibur/Ceasars and Osheas.
Won a small one at Ex my first for $250.20 people no biggy but at least a win and that covered all my other entries.
Got felted in a low cash No limit at Mandalay...King high VS. Ace high str8 went into my pocket for $60 and was back up to $700 about 4 hours later. Same thing happened at Flamingo and fortunately after some guy that called himself Crazy Tony left got my $500 back and the another $85. I won in everything; including a Horse Race at Hoosiers Park; EXCEPT 2/4 limit. Lost overall about $250 at that stupid game.
Very good trip for my low level playing but it will allow me to now play with confidence in no limit and tournement poker...all at the lower level but Im learning. Gotta start somewhere.
Next trip want to go to the Orleans Monday $65. I hear they get about 250 people.
I asked around BUt could not find an Asian Midget Lesbian...What is Vegas coming to.
Right now the words "Asian Midget Lesbian" are displayed prominently on the AVP home page under the Trip Reports heading. A view of this page will soon be indexed on all the major search engine. And soon some guy (or girl I suppose) is going to be searching for his ideal viewing material, and boy is he/she going to be disappointed upon seeing that we're only talking about poker here...
@elf
LOL, I never thought of it that way! Very true.
I only read it because the title caught my attention. I was a little dissapointed. I thought there would be an interesting story behind the title.
@elf
...Okay...that sooooooo sounds like Dane Cook material....Asian Midget Lesbian???....WHAT????.....JACKPOT!!!!!! LMAO!!!! Thanks for making my night!
(For those who have no idea what I'm talking about...check out Dane Cooks' "The Nothing Fight"...I'm pretty sure that's where it's from)
Dane Cook is hilarious!!!
Let's move this discussion to a more appropriate location.
The best part is seeing how many views this thread gets on the basis of it having this great title
kinda offensive once I saw the title.
First off, Asian- Midget -Lesbian?
Wrong word to use. They like to be called "Little People,"
Using Lesbian as an offensive word? I live in San Francisco, Gay capital of the world. Not nice and people don't appreciate it. it may be Vegas, but this is a public forum.
@DLee
How about "Heterosexually Disinclined Little Females?"
Looks like the officially offended police raided the forum.
I must admit, the title did grab my attention. But the end of the report was disappointing...
@Yappy Dave
Hey...there aren't players in here that were in your "TI Mixer" game the other night are there?? Just checking....
@elf
Well, that didn't take long... see Google search
@DLee
i've checked with some of my 'lesbian' friends and they said that this is not offensive in any way. i don't care where you live, but you may want to check your facts before posting. explain how this was used in an offensive manner?
i would say that the term 'midget' may be non-PC, so this COULD be termed:
'Asian-Little Person-Lesbian'
