OK...went to play some drunk poker...couldn't find a drunk so had to play myself suffered a sick bad beat....1 outer for a 1k pot..kk, meh, oh meh...poker sucks.

So about an hour later, THE SAME GUY has a huge combo draw against my wife that bricks but claims he has a full house...the dealer is about to ship the pot to him but me and my companion Bud Light both point out he made two pair on the River, not a boat.

Amidst the confusion, he finished racking his chips which he had started doing before the hand and then TAKES OFF RUNNING.

So what's a man to do?

I took off after him....drunk....Now I'm 45 and he 25 but I caught him by grabbing hold of the back of his hoodie...nice hoodie btw...but after a struggle, i had his hoodie but he escaped....so I ran after him again calling for security...hehe, he ran str8 into two cops who hancuffed him.

There is a really slow sucker born every minute haha...got the chips back but the cops lied to me saying my wife didn't want to press charges...in fact, they never asked her.

Don, the Poker Room Manager...you know, the one with no fricking security when you need it, didn't even say thanks, didn't apologise to my wife and didn't offer any compensation at all.

Nice job on making overseas visitors feel welcome and valued O'Sheas and the LVMPD.

Just in case you read this Don - it will be cross posted on other forums - make sure that the other Poker Room Managers in Las Vegas know who this scumbag is and is never allowed to step foot into a LV poker room again. Other's told me he had been playing there the last few days so he more than likely sat down with a players card...you know who it is....spread the word.