The Lodge Poker Club

There's a reason why the title of this review says THE UNIVERSE. It is simply because if there are other life forms out there and poker is played by celestial beings on other planets, they still wouldn't be able to touch The Lodge Poker Club in beautiful Round Rock Texas. Name another poker room in the universe that has this much action, this friendly a staff, this many quality dealers, this many players, this many daily tournaments, this many massive tournament series, this many high quality hourly system and registration fee, this top notch management and ownership. Did I forget to mention the hottest Livestream poker show on YouTube with over 17,500 subscribers and actively growing by the day? Name a place where you can rub shoulders weekly with the top pros and vloggers of the poker community and play Mano e Mano with them in a Televised atmosphere. Name a more Iconic duo than SlickRick and MF Skull Mike in the commentary booth... Go on Let's hear it. Name one club that has expanded to quadruple their size and capacity to accommodate their player basis. How about free soda, brand new flat screen TVs, adding charging ports to tables, brand new chairs to support your back while you battle for long hours against your competition at their brand new tables with plenty of room to be comfortable. How about high quality food served daily from Tastemaker Foods a meal service brought in just to make eating more convenient for you as a player so you never have to leave the action. How about a friendly security staff that will single handedly walk out guests to their car for their safety especially in the late hours of the night. Did I mention safety deposit boxes and an expanded cashier system to make your buyins for cash games and tournaments expedited safely and quickly as possible? Honestly I'm worried 5000 characters isn't enough to cover it all. How about a daily massage team that is amazing also brought in for your pleasure. The only poker club I must get a massage before a long week of play at the tables. Prestige massage team does professional work for only 1.50$ a minute. A steal in my opinion when you're trying to relax during a grueling battle on the felt. High tech surveillance and security over each and every table to dissipate anything that will and can go wrong in a poker hand. I have never had an issue here where I've had to worry that the floor personnel were going to make a wrong unjust decision that would make an unfair situation for me while I play. Cleanliness.... right next to GODLINESS. What a saying as this poker rooms cleanliness is close to biblical infallibility. No smoking allowed, no eating at the table with your hands, and a bathroom that is kept clean sometimes even monitored by a bathroom attendant. I didn't catch his name but friendly guy, put out mints, played music from his phone just unbelievable the things you see at this place. Poker heaven if we are going to stray away from the aliens and martians. I have traveled to over 100 casinos and poker clubs across the nation and the earth and NOWHERE compares. I have zero stake in writing this review, I'm receiving zero dollars, zero kickbacks, zero anything to take 30 minutes out of my day to walk around this beautiful poker arena and write and speculate on everything I see. If you truly love poker and you know about the lodge poker club and have never been here.... you don't love poker at all plain and simple. If you didn't know about the lodge and are visiting and are reading this please stop in and tell me anything in this review is wrong. I challenge you. I love this club every single thing about it and hope you do as well. This is my official review. THE LODGE POKER CLUB RATING INFINITY OUT OF INFINITY.