Suggestion for New Poker Tour
There's so many poker tours these days, and that's great.
In addition to all the big ones, there are regional tours and of course tours for specific groups--several ladies tours and now there's a Senior tour.
The Senior Tour got me thinking....how about a Junior poker tour?
In addition to all players being 25 years old or younger, there would be a dress code. All players must wear a hoodie, sunglasses and ear buds (or ear phones) at all times.
What do you think?
They'd probably rebel and come to the table in a collared shirt and tie and actually TALK to each other.
How about a Porn Star Wanna Be Poker Tour where if they lose a hand they have to....ah, never mind...
Is it mandatory they complain about how they don't get on tv and they're way better than the guys that do?
@BigTommy I'm thinking yes. One orbit penalty every time you go 10 minutes without making such a complaint.
Love this idea! I am guessing every event is a $100,000 buy-in, and none of the players are playing on their own dime? Come to think of it, they're probably all using the same staker.
How about the "Electro-Shock Tour"? Take more than 60 seconds on a decision and you get a few volts in the tookas!
I think you should flip it. Under-30 players has to wear a collared shirt and tie and must attempt to start a conversation at least 3 times a blind level. Everyone else is in the hoodies, glasses and headphones and ignores them the whole time. The kids would flip out!
How about a doubles tournament tour where a young player is teamed with a veteran and watch the sparks fly?